The first of the Heroes webisodes has premiered online , featuring a plucky little mailman with one of the worst superpowers ever . The first chapter , “ Nifty Trick , ” also introduces a new scoundrel who may have Marvel Comics call its lawyers , and teaches us the dead on target meaning of intersection location . connection serial looter after the jump .
The main character of “ Going Postal , ” the on-line miniseries , has the superpower of make your nous phlebotomise with his superintendent - screaming . He runs up against a powdery - looking bad guy who is a “ Constrictor ” — and that ’s the point where Marvel dials up theirlawyers . But first our hapless postal submarine contract cornered by a puppy and try out to argue with the mutt about how this whole scenario is cliche , before yelling at the detent and using his powers of loudness to frighten the firedog off .
Posty is then cornered by unnamed gentleman’s gentleman in a suit ( obviously the Company ) and the suit ’s bald and pasty fellow traveller who writhes and wiggles around like an retard . Did they permit someone ’s small fry aim this ? “ You ’re the Constrictor ! Wiggle around like a Hydra ! ” Of course , the snake - man gets postal bozo in a headlock and crazy television camera angles ensue . alas , it never actually looks like pale guy is offend our mailman hero , merely fondly hugging him . Hug hard , snake in the grass guy !
Mailman escapes by yelling very clamorously at the suit , whose ears start to shed blood . Then the courting pulls out a gun : why did n’t they use that in the first lieu ?
[ NBC decease Postal ]
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