Cinemark will nowreward you for not texting during a movie . alternatively of the more logical alternative , which is tasing you . Gizmodo readerEyaaredisagrees . Here is hiscounterpoint , presentedwithout comment :
https://gizmodo.com/its-come-to-this-you-can-get-rewards-just-for-not-text-5960680
Yo .
Okay . hear .
I ’m tired of getting called an idiot , or half-wit , or whatever else you fucker call citizenry who text during movies , all right ? I ’m not stupid . peradventure I miss courtesy . perchance . That ’s behavioral . That ai n’t about intelligence . So get the stick outta yer bum .
secondly , I ’m not even texting , smartass . Like , 50 gazillion apps on this phone and you sham I ’m just “ ruin your experience ” to continue a Old World chat about my conversance ’s young dog . Please . But no , you fuck everything , you got ta be right , you read some fucking wikipedia articles vaguely related to psychological science and you all of a sudden know what everyone ’s thinking . Shut up you psuedointellectual twat .
For your info , I ’m nip . I ’ve got 100 followers . So 100 people to hear what I say , verses whether you , one somebody , have to ignore a piddling Christ Within in the corner of your oculus . hold on beef . I ’m more crucial than you . And , you ’re outcry over a small luminousness . Jesus . Get alfresco more often . Nerd .
I ’m continuing the timeless custom of spoiling movies . I ’m enhancing the earth ’s experience . Some people may not ever see “ YuGiOh The Movie . ” I ’m provide a service . They ’ll see my tweets , and next comiccon they wo n’t feel left out . You ’re just sitting there see a picture show . As if your damn experience matters . You need to be able to discount the other multitude in the moving-picture show theater ? grease one’s palms the DVD . soaker that shit . I do n’t care . I payed to sit in the same dramatics as you . Know what ? You stink . regretful . You need to shower . But you do n’t see me equating your reek to a crime .
Ca n’t live your liveliness bound by the eye - roll of order . textual matter in film . Hades , play furious birds in movie . # YOLO
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